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I think I’m in love. But not with Gaston. I’m in love with his rock hard banana. And yes I rocked that hard banana GOOD. For four hours straight. We are both bed ridden. So what does that mean?

Oh gosh… I’m so dissapointed in you. Only 4 hours? Come one… you can do way better! But, I think it’s true love. And all I have to say is: If you like it then you shoulda put a penis ring on it.

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